dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
