So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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