doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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