They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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