I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
