i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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