Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
she was so not down for the gang bang
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Alive.
So much puke
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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