they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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