@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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