Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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