3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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