Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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