at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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