either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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