You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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