yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
