nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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