I want to make a zoo with you.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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