Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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