When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i may or may not be watching the land before time
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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