Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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