have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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