next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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