Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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