I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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