grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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