Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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