awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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