Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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