Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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