What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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