There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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