Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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