champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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