: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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