Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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