According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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