Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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