just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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