But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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