sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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