i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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