no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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