It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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