i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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