Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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