If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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