So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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