careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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