This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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