You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Randomize
