I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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