i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
My ATM looks so different sober.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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