i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
