Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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