2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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